These are books I wrote and illustrated.  If you want one, buy one.

You wanna learn how to draw?  Because this is how you learn how to draw.

You wanna learn how to draw?  Because this is how you learn how to draw.

99 Ways To Die
$25.00

This coloring book is NOT for kids! It's for adults who enjoy laughing at (& coloring) pics of people dying in lots of different ways.

Some pages are serious.  Some pages are silly.  But EVERY page is deadly!  You'll find page after page showing death in all its glory.  And fun activities, too!  There's a word search of human parasites, a crossword of sexually transmitted diseases, and a maze that leads to the electric chair.  Make no mistake, though.  This book is all about death.  It is NOT for sensitive people or children.  Please please PLEASE don't give this book to kids.

 

The "full size" version is spiral bound, with a glossy cover that wraps around the spiral.  Pages are printed on extra thick paper, and only printed on one side.  The Full-Size book measures 9.75" x 11" for full-size coloring fun!  The Pocket-Size version measures 7.25" x 6.5" for ultimate portability!

Sticky Note Portrait BOOK
from $35.00

This is a collection of 270 hand-drawn portraits (originally on Post-it® Notes), in varying styles and color. The book is about 3.25” square (it's tiny!), with full color gloss pages.  The pages are bound using a process called "Otabind" which prevents the spine from showing creases when it is opened.

While the faces come from all over the world, the books themselves are printed right here in Austin Texas.

The first 3 books from Heartless Machine are currently available through Amazon.  If you need immediate gratification.  Click HERE!

Heartless Machine Guide To Drawing
$15.00

The Heartless Machine Guide To Drawing is an ultra-high quality artist's sketchbook filled with beginnings of drawings designed to stimulate the flow of ideas from mind to page.

Instead of being scared of the blank page, you can revel in the excitement of always having an idea for something to draw.

The hardcover has a black faux-leather finish, foil-embossed logo, and built-in black ribbon bookmark.  The paperback has a white linen finish and embossed logo.  Both versions feature extra-thick paper and rounded corners.

 

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The Heartless Machine Guide to Drawing is a revolutionary new book that alleviates all the anxiety that comes with blank pages. Tested on 150+ artists of all skill levels, this book will inspire new ideas and make drawing practice FUN!
99 Ways To Die: a Coloring Book for ADULTS is an amazing new coloring book just for people with a sick sense of humor! Let's face it. We love coloring. But cartoon characters are boring. That's why you need this book! Visit heartless machine.tumblr.com for sample pages.