There comes a time in every person's life when they say to themselves "I wish I could eat cheese puffs from a hollow pile of mashed-up baby heads."  If you're reading this, you've probably already been there.  And now, it's your lucky day!  The bowl of your dreams (and your nightmares) is here!

This is an earthenware bowl made out of a bunch of squished baby faces.  It's glazed smooth and shiny on the inside, and glazed with a matte finish on the outside, so it's totally food-safe.  Since it is still "fine art" it is best to hand-wash and keep it out of the microwave oven, just to be safe.  This particular bowl is bright blue on the inside, and measures about 11 inches across.  Use it for family salad night, popcorn fights, or countertop fruit display.

Each bowl is hand-made and finished one-at-a-time, with great care.  No babies were harmed in the production of these bowls.

The purchase price includes careful packing and standard shipping via UPS anywhere in the contiguous United States, as well as any applicable state sales tax and credit card fees.  It's already in there!  Hooray!  If you require shipping outside the lower 48, send me an email and we'll figure it out.

Thanks for looking!

There comes a time in every person's life when they say to themselves "I wish I could eat cheese puffs from a hollow pile of mashed-up baby heads."  If you're reading this, you've probably already been there.  And now, it's your lucky day!  The bowl of your dreams (and your nightmares) is here!

This is an earthenware bowl made out of a bunch of squished baby faces.  It's fully glazed inside and out, so it's totally food-safe.  Since it is still "fine art" it is best to hand-wash and keep it out of the microwave oven, just to be safe.  This particular bowl is flat black on the inside, and measures about 6.5 inches across.  Use it for single Sunday soup, coffee table Cap'n Crunch, or molten Totino pizza roll feast.

Each bowl is hand-made and finished one-at-a-time, with great care.  No babies were harmed in the production of these bowls.

The purchase price includes careful packing and standard shipping via UPS anywhere in the contiguous United States, as well as any applicable state sales tax and credit card fees.  It's already in there!  Hooray!  If you require shipping outside the lower 48, send me an email and we'll figure it out.

Thanks for looking!

There comes a time in every person's life when they say to themselves "I wish I could eat cheese puffs from a hollow pile of mashed-up baby heads."  If you're reading this, you've probably already been there.  And now, it's your lucky day!  The bowl of your dreams (and your nightmares) is here!

This is an earthenware bowl made out of a bunch of squished baby faces.  It's glazed smooth and shiny on the inside, and glazed with a matte finish on the outside, so it's totally food-safe.  Since it is still "fine art" it is best to hand-wash and keep it out of the microwave oven, just to be safe.  This particular bowl is bright yellow on the inside, and measures about 9.5 inches across.  Use it for spaghetti contest entries, Chex Mix presentation, or the world's creepiest party punch vessel.

Each bowl is hand-made and finished one-at-a-time, with great care.  No babies were harmed in the production of these bowls.

The purchase price includes careful packing and standard shipping via UPS anywhere in the contiguous United States, as well as any applicable state sales tax and credit card fees.  It's already in there!  Hooray!  If you require shipping outside the lower 48, send me an email and we'll figure it out.

Thanks for looking!