This is one of those “If You Know, You Know” situations. We’re all sad about the loss of our favorite domestic kaolin, and the realization that nothing in the universe is permanent, which forces us to confront the concept of our own mortality.

Here’s your chance to honor the fallen and also cover your bare chest with a comfortable 100% cotton t-shirt. Pay your respects to the powdered clay mineral with this classy apparel. Make your friends jealous and your enemies absolutely seethe.

Available only while supplies last (and I only had 24 total shirts made, so it’s VERY limited). It’s a high-quality Gildan 100% cotton shirt, printed in Texas by a team of high-school students who are extremely good at operating expensive professional-grade screen printing equipment, trained and supervised by a professional with loads of experience. Wear it with pride and reverence.

When you put this shirt on, take a moment to imagine a time when Albany Slip was cheap, Texas Talc was king, and people practically paved their driveways with Gerstley Borate. Those times are gone, but the memories remain.